What You'll Find in Best. Jokes. Ever!

  • Q. What is black, white, green, and bumpy?

    A. A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

  • Q. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

    A. They kept saying Bach, Bach.

  • Q. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician?

    A. A yam session.

  • Q. Why was the student's report card wet?

    A. It was below C level.

  • Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?

    A. To draw the curtains.

  • Q. What did Delaware?

    A. Her New Jersey.

  • Q. Why are pirates called pirates?

    A. Cause they arrrrr.

  • Q. How do trees get on the internet?

    A. They log in.

  • Q. What type of music are balloons afraid of?

    A. Pop music!

What You'll Find in Best. Jokes. Ever!

  • Q. What is black, white, green, and bumpy?

    A. A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

  • Q. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

    A. They kept saying Bach, Bach.

  • Q. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician?

    A. A yam session.

  • Q. Why was the student's report card wet?

    A. It was below C level.

  • Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?

    A. To draw the curtains.

  • Q. What did Delaware?

    A. Her New Jersey.

  • Q. Why are pirates called pirates?

    A. Cause they arrrrr.

  • Q. How do trees get on the internet?

    A. They log in.

  • Q. What type of music are balloons afraid of?

    A. Pop music!

About the Books

Young comedians love to share hilarious, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing.

Satisfy their comic needs with a brand new collection of joke books for kids.

Get ready for unending hilarity and unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes don’t quit! If you think cows and pigs couldn’t get any funnier, think again.

These jokes are sure to have kids rolling on the floor with smiles so big their cheeks hurt…srsly!

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